so it turns out that the word "awesome" was BANISHED in 1984, before I was even a year old it was deemed overused valleyspeak (I feel like I should be citing this), yet somehow I still continue to use it on a minutely basis? I MUST get with the times!! I'm not sure what the times relate to because I have no idea who banished it but OH, the joys of the internet.

so what's up loverjournal.. loverboyy. I had to get a new computron on account of my other one having a fatal seizure in the middle of the night (I think that's how I'd like to go actually, remember that fate, k? thanks). uh. that's pretty much all that's up. it's halloweekend starting tomorrow and I'm currently wardrobe malfunctioning with my superwhore or wonderslut or whatever skanky name you want to call it superhero costume... supertramp?? ahahhaa

well since banished words from god knows where are more exciting than my current state, I'll talk about those for a while. people really are picky about language.. OH, I read this l. journ that I wrote like three years ago.. well three summers ago, and I banished some words for myself and it turns out (I bet that was banished for being a space filler) anyway, it turns out that I didn't stop saying any of them. damn the man, fight the power, etc etc.

who the fuck even reads this anymore? oh hey, was that an echo?

BYE

where has all my passion gone where has all my fashion gone

today i am at keri's crib which for the month is my crib too and that's kind of a cool feeling. i realized that i don't write anymore.. and i know i realize that a lot and maybe it's because i have nothing to write about until i have something big but right now i have some big things and i still don't want to write because i know nobody's going to read it. i wanna show you how i work work work

this house makes me want to be passionate, it's really artsy and really just.. i don't know. it makes me want to be more. i want to learn to speak another language, i want to be active, i want to take up yoga or something, i want to explore urban areas, i want to be on broadway.. i want i want i want. but today i was off and i read bridget jones' diary and ate a box of poptarts. my excuse is that this summer is my summer to want but i want my day back now.

so i quit my job and heading for the mean streets of midlandia for the rest of the summer and let me tell you, i am ECSTATIC. in fact i'm so ecstatic that i can't bear to write anymore. hopefully i'll come back soon

What up Lovejournal? I know people are lining up around the internets to read this shizzle so I'll make it steamin' for y'all. Not. I have nothing steamin' to say.. and I realized that this is always the truth and why is that world? BECAUSE I DO NOTHING. I literally do NOT go anywhere except out on weekends, and even that is boring to talk about "I got drunk, talked too much, embarrassed myself, went to the cave/went somewhere else but somehow ended up at the cave anyway/said I wasn't going to go to the cave and then went there, saw the same people there, had the same night as I did last week." BORING.

So I'm like fakeass blonde now. Not hot fakeass blonde a la Paris or Nicole or Heidi Montag.. no fakeass blonde like me circa 1999. It's hot, really. Good thing I go nowhere except out in the dark because nobody will have to see it. Don't worry peeps who saw it last night, it's improved since then, I'm no longer a fire crotch in case you were wondering. That's so not hot.

Anyway today it was nice weather outside... and today I just realized I've resorted to talking weather. That's my cue........

so tonight has been a queer one. let me first apologize to my 1.5 readers about my christmas eve fib in which i declared a loving relationship with livejournal. seems i've been too busy playing around on the side that i even forgot i made that vow. from now on i make no promises because, lets face it, i'm a terrible lover.

anyway.. tonight i did something queer. yes.. a woman. just kidding. i went to work, the place that i despise more than mushrooms and tomatoes mixed together in somewhat of a mushmatoe contraption possibly mixed with onions and dog food. i swear i'd eat that before i'd go to work willingly, except OH, enter catherine who hasn't started school YET.. bored off of her rocker, she goes to claire's and WORKS FOR FREE.. i think that says something about it, it also sort of proves the bad at relationships thing.

in conclusion, i've spent the last HOUR on my hands and knees scrubbing my bedroom floor and sweeping with my newly polished fingers in hopes that ... well there are no hopes, i just have nothing better to do.

later ljourn.

crazy catraption

i think maybe i want to start up a committed relationship with livejournal again. it was definitely not the cat_macros community featured on the front page that made me decide that, though.

i'm kind of blank right now actually.
no, wait.
i'm not blank at all, i'm just avoiding thinking because what i have to think about is not pretty at all.

it's christmas tomorrow. i don't even care? cat humbug.

come back beautiful

hiiiyyyyyooo.. LIVEJOURNAL!!!

i mostly just wanted an excuse to use my sweet icon, so if you're looking for substance.. look elsewhere!

i'm getting a PAYCHECK in three days!!!!!! colour me excited! AND L BEACH JUST CAME ON.. it's seriously on every five minutes and i can watch the same episodes over and over... not that i have a choice, i lost my remote control. "where's my self connnnnnntrol"

LOVE CAT!

"so i'm at mindi's taking advantage of the fact that her roommates actually bother with the internet. i feel weird. i was all happy and giddy last night thinking about how busy i've been and how much fun i'm having and how i'm seeing all of these peple that i NEVER see, but now i just feel... eh.

i don't know if its the rain, or the fact that i'm actually giving myself time to think, or the headache.

actually it's the headache and possibly the hunger talking.
i'm going home to midland on the long weekend so whoever's up for cat plans still, i'm wide open (heh heh). and sl..................."


i guess i started writing that like a week ago. it's all true guys. also true... i dislike it when people make weird noises. it just makes me really uncomfortable, i realized. i also don't like perfume at night. not that i ever like PERFUME perfume (ie perfume that doesn't smell like sun tan lotion or candy), but at night it's so much more intense. SO much worse.

so it's the long weekend, and did i mention that it's l-ooooo-ooo-ng? cause it is. which is fine, because it's not like i have to rush to toronto for anything until the beginning of june. ohhh beginning of june, hurry yourself up because i am getting more and more into debt as we speak. for all i know, some other part of me is out shopping right now and spending the s-loan and i don't even know about it. it's true. it could be happening. the more you know......

so i don't know what drew me to livejournal, i don't have much to say and i really was revelling today ... is revelling a word?.. that i never visit it anymore, so here i am. actually i'm going to go now because my head kind of hurts and umm... ok i lied. i'm going to go because i'm not interesting. at all.

L O V E

WOW.. apparently if you don't finish writing a livejournal and your browser shuts (on account of being bored as shit at what you're writing), the next time you come it automatically pops up? COULD HAVE USED THAT DURING THE TIME WHEN LIVEJOURNAL WAS ACTUALLY COOL, ASSES.

anywho!
this one goes out to all the pretty girls..

tonight i spent my WHOLE night at ikea.ca and applied for an ikea credit card so i can furnish my new CRIB!!!!! i defs need something to sleep on, and might as well get something to eat on (or to mix drinks on when i have all my hipster parties), and maybe some shelving, and OH a tv so i can hook up the snes which i'm itching to do. wait, did i already say itching?

this weekend was exciting, hardly felt eastery though on account of not getting anything for easter, not dressing in pastel colours, and well, being at a random party where people were drinking beer and doing drugs ALL NIGHT.. aka they didn't go to sleep, and the little baby (me) on the futon just watched as life passed her by. not that she wanted to be in that life.. OR THAT SHE KNEW ANYONE IN THAT LIFE. cuz she didn't. but that's all behind her now, and now she just wants to get excited about PAINTING!!!

anyway back to easter weekend, i saw my malabee who makes me tres happy, though i ended up surviving her at good old bleachers and she made her way home. i got sad about that, but at least i told some random creep we were girlfriends? sorry bout that, lovely pants.

so..
ya i have no other news.
how boring am i..
it's sexy as hell weather outside, if it were at all possible i'd date rape the weather. and that's saying a lot, i'm not usually that sexually aggressive, but oh man when i get started.........................................................

BEDTIME
KBYE.

hey lovejournal.. i don't have much to say but i miss writing and quick wit. i've had so much face to face communication lately that i don't really have much of an online personality. most people wouldn't consider that a problem. HA!

i just watched three hours of american idol and thought back to my karaoke days and decided i'd be an awesome performer, except that i can't sing. so i think that if there were ever a market for LIP SYNCHERS i'd totes be the lady for the job. keep your eyes and ears open, k.

umm i'm gonna go on myspace now.

HAHAHA
CAT.

hi lovejournal.
things are sweet and stuff.
just incase you were wondering.
kbye.

i miss youuu.

hey i'm pretty witty, eh. pretty witty. also i'm poetic.

yesterday i got my hair did by a profesh'. i look like catty from the block, not a word of a lie. at first i hated it but now i'm kind of happy about my ghetto-fab status. so, i'm kind of over it. also i got hot peppas on my submarine. hot peppers! that's quite adventurous of me, if i do say so myself! i'm a whole new person! speaking of which.. i started doing pilates. that's right guys.. i put on my white pants the other day and they didn't DO UP! depression! so i read a magazine and decided to do the workout and have done it four times since. round of applause? I THINK SO.

so i'm up supes early. well, 11 isn't early, but i WAS up early considering I don't work til 1.

umm how did i fill up so many of these things before? i'm reaching and i have nothing left to say. exCEPT that in one week! (and two days) i have a weekend off for a road trip (with myself in a bus) and i will be seeing my favorite teen superstar l i v e (with an equally awesome concert partner, miss malabee) and i am bouncing off the walls! well.. not so much bouncing as silently jumping inside my own body? STILL. taaaaaada!

BYE

most interesting weekend of my life, guys.

haha. hot.

I was gonna write in this journal, but screw that, I'm gonna delete it instead. See ya later, suckers.

what used to be everyday life, the life i wanted to get away from.. is now my escape from reality

funny how life works....

(p.s. 33 minutes til a monumental occasion....)

ouch.. it all just hit me and bowled me to the ground.. i need a new discovery.. i need something new (but i miss the old.) i need to take my own advice (we know what it is so i wont mention it here.)

i'll write something real sometime...

P.S. i have a new cellular device and number! update your records! 529-3202!! call me often!!! everyone!

i have a lot to say. i have no time. today is a nice day.

maybe i'll report more later.. if its still this lovely.

off to work.

l o v e,
cat.

>1. What time did you get up this morning? ten.
>2. Diamonds or pearls? b l i n g.
>3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? 'arry potta.
>4. What is your favourite tv show? o.c., americas next top model
>5. What did you have for breakfast? hershey's kisses.
>6. What is your middle name? diane edith.
>7. Favourite cousin? tim and ian are the only ones i talk to, tim lets me into nanananana's free so i guess him. lame.
>8. What foods do you dislike? mushrooms. tomatoes.
>9. What is your favourite chip flavor? dillish picklish.
>10. What is your favourite CD at the moment? i don't really listen to music lately.. how sad.
>11. What kind of car do you drive? a non-existent one.
>12. Favourite sandwich? turkey and/or peanut butta.
>13. What characteristic do you despise? liars, snobs, self-centeredness, lack of own personality.
>14. Favourite item of clothing? jeans since i never get to wear them.
>15. lf you could go anywhere in the world on vacation...where would you go? who cares, as long as its not winter city.
>16. What colour is your bathroom? orangey pink with a lime green garbage can.
>17. Favourite brand of clothing? don't care?
>18. Where would you retire to? probably midland (boring).
>19. What was your most memorable birthday? the one where i ran away. maybe this year too, working 2-10:30.
>20. Favourite sport to watch? hockey.
>24. Goal you have for yourself? get over it.. move away.
>25. When is your birthday? december 22nd.
>26. When is your anniversary? of WHAT?
>27. Are you a morning or a night person? defs nights.
>28. What is your shoe size? 7 or 8.
>29. Pets? two cats, thumper and ollie.. not technically mine but it works.
>30. Any new and exciting news you would like to share with us? totally wishing for someone to be off from work today to accompany me to walmart to get towels and make a stop at team headquarters... thats news right?
>31. What did you want to be when you were little? a teacher.
>32. How are you today? mellow yellow.
>33. What is your favourite candy? watermelon jolly ranchers
>34. What is your favourite flower? one thats alive
>35. What is a date on your calendar that you are looking forward to? january 22nd.. haha
>36. Where is the furthest you have ever been from home? nowhereland
>37. A small thing you really enjoy? fireplace.


THATS ALL BYEEEEE.